Tuesday, December 27, 2005

The Hunt, Boxing Day 2005


Britain has banned hunting with dogs for foxes. Instead, huntsmen and women may ride and have dogs following a trail made with a rope covered in fox urine (how one gets hold of a large quantity of fox urine is a mystery to me, but no doubt others know how to obtain such things - I have often suspected that the good folks at Budweiser may know the answer..).

Thousands rallied to the hunt yesterday (Boxing Day) and, by "accident", some dogs chased and caught live foxes. But the police could only control traffic.

Hunting is a tradition going back thousands of years. To seek to "do away with it" is like trying to do away with sex - it will keep on happening, whatever the law. It is, however, an example of city folk who occassionally visit the country deciding what the countryside should be like. Those living in the countryside generally support hunting with dogs and those who live in cities generally see this as cruel.

Given that there is so little understanding between these two solitudes, it does not bode well for the future. As more and more people live in cities, country dwellers are likely to be dictated to more and more by people who know less and less about their lives, their understanding of the countryside and their needs. Coupled with the shifting economic realities, which leads more and more rural post offices, shops and services to be closed and the realities of rural transport, it doesn't look good.

This comment is not just about Britain, but all of the developed world. We are losing touch with our roots and our rural heritage.

One obvious consequence of this is the knowledge and understanding people have of food. Jamie Oliver, in his superb TV series on school dinners in Britain, was shocked that primary school children of 8 and 9 could not name vegetables such as leeks, carrots, onion and had no idea where meats (pork especially) came from. These same children will grow up to be lawyers, legislators and enforcers. Worrying isnt it. Posted by Picasa

Friday, December 23, 2005

Secret Messages

A court in Santa Fe, New Mexico has agreed to issue a restraining order to David Letterman. The allegation is that he has been sending subliminal messages to a woman in LA encouraging him to think of herself as his wife, his co-anchor and his lover. The allegation is that each time he uses certain words - one of them is Oprah - he is sending her signals to the woman in question and she has gone bankrupt trying to respond.

The woman involved here is Colleen Nestler. She requested that Letterman, who tapes his show in New York, stay at least 3 yards away and not "think of me, and release me from his mental harassment and hammering." She claims this has been going on since 1994.

This is strange, since I have been getting similar messages from Soledad O'Brien on CNN - suggesting all sorts of things too complicated to put into print. I get similar messages from Kate Winslet, Trish Magwood (from Food Network's Party Dish) and Nigella Lawson. Until now, I had put these messages down to a rich fantasy life, but I guess things really are happening - I mean if a judge is willing to believe this stuff....

Speaking of Letterman, here is his Top 10 list about how do you know if you're a gay cowboy (a response to the film Brokeback mountain):

10. "Your saddle is Versace"
9. "Instead of 'Home On The Range', you sing 'It's Raining Men'"
8. "You enjoy ridin', ropin', and redecoratin'"
7. "Sold your livestock to buy tickets to 'Mamma Mia'"
6. "After watching reruns of 'Gunsmoke', you have to take a cold shower"
5. "Native Americans refer to you as 'Dances With Men'"
4. "You've been lassoed more times than most steers"
3. "You're wearing chaps, yet your 'ranch' is in Chelsea"
2. "Instead of a saloon you prefer a salon"
1. "You love riding, but you don't have a horse"

Lots of hidden messages here, perhaps ?

Monday, December 19, 2005

Catching Up..

Several issues caught my eye these last few days.

One drug company pulled a key cancer treatment from the pharmacies of New Zealand over a pricing issue – they wanted more money, so they used blackmail…the matter was resolved, but it raises really significant issues.

How many episodes of the TV series 24 can one watch at one sitting? We can do 3 at the most, but some we know have done 8. That’s a lot of chips.

George Bush has accepted that he has bugged people making and receiving international calls and has argued that he has a constitutional and a legal right to do so. When we lived in Harrogate (during the Clinton administration) my next door neighbour’s job was to listen to such calls. Its not new. The cynical Senators and congressional leaders who appear outraged have known about it for years. What’s the story?

Conor Cruise O’Brien was reported dead by The Spectator. He is alive and well and dining out on the story of his death.

I have been appointed Visiting Fellow for WCET – nice thing – as well as CEO of The Innovation Expedition and am about to be named Vice President of the Alberta Chamber of Technologies. Not a bad week.

Watched a nice film - Zhou Yu's Train – made in China with subtitles. Romantic story about a lady who falls in love with a poet – very well done.

Watched a dull film – Mr and Mrs Smith with Brad Pitt and Angeline Jolie.

Watched more of 24 (see above) and also The Bourne Conspiracy. Pitt was in Edmonton a few months ago making Jessie James (with Casey Afflick and others) – my son (Glyn) met Casey.

Am reading a novel about a woman who cooks whose ex-husband is murdered. It’s the cheese sauce, is my guess.

Its that time before Xmas when you're kind of getting ready (we're off to Victoria 22nd Dec - 5th Jan) and kind of not..so its like limbo. Lots of scotch and food..

Friday, December 16, 2005

Browsing Each Other


There are a lof of internet browsers out there right now - IE, Opera and Firefox all have market share, though IE dominantes with over 86%.

What's interesting about them is that they are becoming mirrors of each other - they copy each others ideas, implement in a slightly different way and then...

One, however, looks like it is very different (or, more accurately, going to be). Its part of a new set of web tools which promote what has come to be known as social networks. With Flock (find it at, guess where - http://www.flock.com/ ) you can easily share your favourites, integrate RSS feeds into folders and share these with others, store and share photographs and many other cool things. Flock is onto something - its in beta now and will develop over time, but it will quickly permit social networking as part of the internet browsing experience. Just to make the point, this short blog entry is written in the blog posting tool built into Flock..

Hmm...by the way, another neat thing is video blogging using Vlog - cool. Look it up and try..

IQ TEST for YOUR AUTHOR!

For some reason I can't quite remember, I completed an IQ test the other day - it was a "pop up" screen from the Washington Post and I just found myself doing it. Anyway, the long and the short of it is that I have an IQ of 139.

This is a bit of a relief, really. I mean, if you had an IQ of 65 and were the CEO of a company, then I'd have to switch to banking or radio management. So with my IQ I can stay as a writer, broadcaster (yes I was on Channel 10 this week and had an op/ed piece in the Edmonton Journal) and management consultant.

139 is actually quite good. The average for those holding a PhD is 129 - so I am 10 point above average. Also, IQ testing of nobel laureates shows that the bottom five all had IQ's of 139 - so there is hope for me yet - all I need is a pretty unique idea (I had one once, but it got me in a lot of trouble!).

The entry point for MENSA (the high IQ society) is 133 - so I would be in comfortably, not that I want to be amongst people who, on average, are far brighter than me. After all, they may have better ideas, know my ideas are wrong and have data to prove it and may also just "know more stuff!".

Not sure I would want to do another test - I found it boring. For the last 4 or 5 items, I just made random choices. This means either that I struck lucky and scored well on these or that I am actually much brighter than 139, since if I could have achieved at least 2 or 3 more points if I'd stuck to the work on these items...we will never know.

Saturday, December 10, 2005

Taki Boris


Boris Johnson, editor of The Spectator until today, has accepted a position as front bench spokesperson for Universities and Higher Education under the new British conservative leader David Cameron. To avoid conflicts of interest, he has relinquished the editorship of The Spectator, but retained a column in that magazine as well as his op/ed column in Britain's Daily Telegraph. He has also agreed to appear less on such comic/satire programmes as Have I Got News for You.

Boris is a chacter - sharp as a razor, creative and courageous. He is also a bit of wild card - he had an affair with one of his columnist (Petronella Wyatt), made unflattering remarks about Liverpool and was made to go there are repent and has stood by his infamous columnist Taki (full name Taki Theodoracopulos - a greek multi millionaire who writes a column about the rich and famous and faced various libel and slander suits. The Greek patrician is an incorrigible provocateur. He is also an iconoclast, a philosopher, a polemicist, a philanthropist, a propagandist, an au contraircian, an optimist, a bon vivant, an aesthete, a hedonist, a sybarite, a cyberite, a Lothario, a crusader, a saboteur and a boon companion. Taki is always courteous and never a bore. Did Imention that he is endlessly controversial?

Taki is 67 (ish). As a child in Athens, Taki was a member of a prominent family. His maternal grandfather was a prime minister and his father, born poor, accumulated great fortunes in textiles and shipping. Taki attended the poshest schools and has been life-long friends with such nobs such as Fiat mogul Gianni Agnelli, the de facto king of Italy. They often sail around New York harbor on the Italian’s 92-foot all-black titanium-filled Stealth, the fastest boat in the world, with a crew of 16.

Taki has been married for 30 years to an Austrian princess, Alexandra Schoenberg. They have two children– Mandolyna, who works at the National Theatre in London, and J.T, who lives in a loft in Brooklyn and fancies himself a "graffiti artist" (he defaces buildings with his "tag").

Taki is a hopeless romantic, a playboy in every sense of the word. He can’t resist a flirt and Alexandra is infinitely understanding. Girls come into his life regularly, but then they go– and Alexandra stays. They have exquisite homes in New York, Southampton, Athens, and London

Taki is mellowing a bit–in 2000 at the Royal Enclosure at Ascot, he ended a feud with the Aga Khan that began 40 years ago over a pretty girl– but not completely. He now vows, "The only man I’ll continue to hate is Hillary Clinton."

Ah, ever the wit.

Boris will be a lively, creative minister when Cameron replaces Blair at the next election and becomes Prime Minister. He may have to be careful about Taki meantime.

Friday, December 09, 2005

Luke 2: The Shepherds in the Fields (Revised)

Luke 2: The Shepherds in the Fields
A Christmas story
(Revised according to recent Vatican discoveries)

8. In that region there were shepherds living in the fields, keeping watch over their flock at night. 9. Then an angel of the Lord stood before them, and the glory of the Lord shone around them, and they were terrified. 10. But the angel said to them, "Do not be afraid, for see, I am bringing you good news of great joy for all people, except for any gay people, who are all intrinsically disordered: to you is born this day in the city of David a Savior, who is the Messiah, the Lord." 11. The youngest shepherd, a gay man, said, "Wait a minute. What does intrinsically disordered mean?" 12. And the angel of the Lord said to the shepherd, "It means that you are more or less ordered towards an intrinsic moral evil." 13. The shepherd said, "I don't understand." 14. And the angel of the Lord said, "Well, if you were to have sex, it would be evil, so you're disordered." 15. And the shepherd, who was very young, said to the angel, "But how can this be? For I am a virgin. All I do is tend my flock by night and rest during the day." 16. The angel of the Lord said, "It doesn't matter. You're still intrinsically disordered, whether you have sex or not. And, according to Monsignor Tony Anatrella, writing in L'Osservatore Romano, you also close yourself off to others, and you only associate with a clan of persons of the same type." 17. The young shepherd questioned the angel again, saying, "But how can this be? All the other shepherds are straight, and they're all my friends." 18. At this, the angel of the Lord grew angry. "I am an angel and stand before the Lord. Are you questioning the Lord your God?" 19. The boy was terrified and he said, "No, I'm just questioning Monsignor Anatrella." 20. And the angel said, "Look, I'm sorry that you're intrinsically disordered, but that's just the way things are these days." 21. Suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host, praising God and saying, "Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace among those whom he favors, unless you're intrinsically disordered!" 22. The rest of the shepherds went in haste to Bethlehem to see the thing that had taken place there, except for the boy, who stayed behind in the fields. 23. And the shepherds returned praising God for all they had heard and seen, as it had been told to them, and they searched for the youngest shepherd to tell him the good news. 24. But when they returned the boy and his flock were gone.

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Nice T-SHIRT

Actually, this should be "We spent $9 billion..."
Thanks Tom for this excellent product... Posted by Picasa

Sunday, December 04, 2005

About Movies

Ming-liang Tsai, the Malaysian director (b.1957), has directed 13 films. These include All Corners of the World, The Last Dance, My New Friends and Fish Underground (A Conversation with God). He has been awarded honours and prizes at the Asia-Pacific Film Festival, the Berlin Film Festival, Cannes, Chicago, Edinburgh and many others. His second feature film, Vive l'Amour (1994), won the Golden Lion (best picture) at the 1994 Venice Film Festival.

We watched his 2003 film Good Bye Dragon Inn (Bu San) last night. The basic story line is simple. A Japanese tourist takes refuge from a rainstorm inside a once-popular movie theatre, a decrepit old barn of a cinema that is screening a martial arts classic, King Hu's 1966 "Dragon Inn." Even with the rain bucketing down outside, it doesn't pull much of an audience -- and some of those who have turned up are less interested in the movie than in the possibility of meeting a stranger in the dark.

It was dreadful. Dull, boring, snoreiffic! Probably the worst film I have ever seen, and I have seen a lot. When it was shown at the London Film Festival, from a packed theatre only a handful of people remained after the painful 82 minutes were over. Nothing happens in this film – it makes Seinfeld and The Royle Family (TV sitcoms about nothing) look like action movies.

Some people love this movie – one reviewer said “What can be said about Ming-liang Tsai's "Goodbye, Dragon Inn" ? “Brilliant", "Genuine", "Honest", "Heartbreaking" are some of the adjectives that come to mind”. Well, she needs to get out more. My list of adjectives cant be printed on a blog for fear of being sent to the “.xxx” domain.

Despite being dreadful, dull, painful it won the Gold Plaque at the Chicago Film Festival, the Golden Horse at the Golden Horse Film Award, the Special Jury Prize at the Hawaiian Film Festival and two prizes at the Nantes Film Festival. Perhaps the idea was that if we give the director enough prizes he will retire and not make any more excruciating movies!

No such luck. Since 2003 he has made Welcome to Sao Paulo (2004) and The Wayward Cloud (2005). Films I shall be careful to steer away from.

Contrast this awful movie with a documentary, Mad Hot Ballroom (2005) about New York Grade 5 students (aged between 10 and 12) who have to learn ballroom dancing and some then enter competitions for the City’s best student ballroom dancers. The kids are enticing and dynamic, the storyline full of ironies and skilled observation and the competition itself compelling. The film brings back to us what it was like to be a kid (and maybe wonder which of those we see here that we would have been most like?), the whole process of learning, of growing up, of the transition of thoughts and expectations kids have about what lies beyond puberty, the relation between caring adults (teachers – parents are noticeably absent) and children, the emotions teachers have about the ones they lose and the ones they win, and about competing.

It is an excellent, compelling movie in the tradition of Spellbound (2002). Directed by Marilyn Agrelo (her first film as a director), working with her collaborator, Amy Sewell, and filmed in such a way that enabled the kids to largely ignore the camera. They captured the kids as they bounce back-and-forth from juvenile to young adult and back to juvenile in a matter of seconds. You feel you are the observer and not the camera. The movie simply looks honest and truthful.

Mad Hot Ballroom won the audience prize at the Philadelphia Film Festival, the best documentary prize at the Karlovy Vary International Film Festival and has been nominated for a Gotham. It was also awarded the Truly Moving Picture Award at the Heartland Film Festival. Heartland created the Truly Moving Picture Award in 2000 as a way to honour theatrically-released films that inspire and enrich lives – they picked a true winner here.

The current top 10 US movies are: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (I’ll wait for it on TV), Walk the Line (story of Johnny Cash, so I’ll give this a miss), Yours, Mine and Ours (the Dennis Quaid, Rene Russo comedy – also a miss for me), Chicken Little (animation with an interesting voice cast, including Patrick Stewart but not enough to get me interested), Rent (the film version of the Pulitzer and Tony Award winning musical about Bohemians in the East Village of New York City struggling with life, love and AIDS, and the impacts they have on America), Just Friends (an avoidable romantic comedy), Pride and Prejudice (which will be worth seeing just for Donald Sutherland’s performance), Derailed (the Clive Owen / Jennifer Aniston movie which is a real drama and probably worth seeing), In the Mix (the less said the better) and The Ice Harvest (John Cusak, Billy Bob Thornton and others in a richly textured movie, worth seeing). So that’s four out of ten for me.

I want to see three specific movies as soon as they are out on DVD: Good Night and Good Luck (the George Clooney written and directed movie about Ed Morrow, the broadcaster), Syriana (starring George Clooney and Matt Damon in a piece about oil, politics, power and passion) and Memoirs of a Geisha (from the book of the same name, which is wonderfully written, this films trailers suggest it is stunning and initial reviews are all outstanding).

Friday, December 02, 2005

The Little Club


The Little Club in Edmonton is one of the oldest clubs in Canada. It meets once a month in the period October -April, has a very nice dinner (with wine) and then listens to a paper given by a member and then discusses this. There are lawyers, doctors, writers, engineers, judges and others. A very eclectic and yet very intersting group. It meets tonight. Posted by Picasa

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

The CBC - What Went Wrong ?

The CBC is very confused about what it is trying to do. First, it creates the conditions in which is locks out its broadcasters for several weeks without anyone really understanding why. On the return to work, with no obvious winners from the dispute, the CBC doesn't really get to grips with its future. Instead, it complains about the lack of funds.

Then it does some radio programme changes - completely ruining the afternoon schedule for Radio 1 (what the hell is the 2pm "Freestyle" show? - its just a couple of people chatting and playing music, no substance and no theme and definitely not the opera), encouraging Sheelagh Rogers to giggle even more than normal by inviting equally giggley guests and giving yet more air time to Jian Ghomeshi - whose inane, frantic banter is so annoying and the whole idea of the national music list with voting is just more dumbing down.

Radio 2 is fine until we get to Jurgen Gothe - his time is up and his "jokes" (sic) no longer are funny and his show should simply stop. Extend Studio Sparks till 4pm and have done. At the week-ends we have Howard Dick - also time he went. As for Stuart McLean .... does anyone actually care for him - hectoring, inane stories about Dave and Morley (all of which are basically the same), music that doesnt enthrall...what is the point?

As for CBC TV, I can rarely bring myself to watch it - and obviously, given the viewing numbers, others feel the same. I am told that the CBC TV evening news at 6pm in Edmonton attracts less than 6,000 viewers. The top 10 Edmonton blogs do better. The grey cup coverage was more talk than watch - why do those in the box feel the need to talk all the time? Why wasn't the score always shown in the top left hand corned so that those of us who flipped between the game and other TV could find out how we were doing? (Its meant to be a public service!). How much longer should we let the Air Farce embarass themselves with their TV show ? It really all is very tired.

There are some excellent shows on the radio - anything involving Eleanor Wachtel (who, like me, has an honorary degree from Athabasca University) or Tod Maffin, Ideas, In Performance and the News (generally).

If this sounds like a rant, it is. Time this broadcaster decided to hell with ratings, lets go for quality. Its time they decided that their strength is radio and got out of the TV business. Its time they decided to shake up the cast list and put depth back into radio. Its a sad day when 630 CHED becomes a better source of intelligent conversation than the CBC.

Sunday, November 27, 2005

Definately the Opera

When asked if I am an opera fan, I usually say no. Then I usually get asked which opera's I have been to. Here is the list

La Boheme (2x, one at Syndney Opera House and one at Covent Garden)
Alcina (Syndey Opera House)
Boris Gudenov (Cardiff)
Noyes Fludde (performed)
Peter Grimes (Bradford)
Billy Budd (Cardiff)
Fulimena (Edmonton)
Marriage of Figaro (Cardiff)
The Telephone (Cardiff)
Amahl and the Night Visitors (Cardiff)
Les Miserables (London)
Phantom of the Opera (Vancouver)
Cats (Edmonton)


- and then there is Gilbert and Sullivan - Pirates, Ruddygore, Patience, Iolanthe, Pinafore, Mikado, Gondoliers, Grand Duke...we had a friend in the chorus of D'Oyle Carte..

Not much for a man of 55 - but enough to indicate that I dont have an aversion, its just that I dont get out to opera much..I listen a lot. I have several Handel operas and have watched several on DVD and television - including Purcell.

My preference is the Handel and baroque and Mozart.. guess this is something I need to work at.

When it comes to ballet, I have been to Covent Garden twice (once for a studio performance and once for main stage) and to the Alberta Ballet, including their recent performance of Romeo and Juliet - which was magnificient. A friend, Michele, has just become general manager of the Alberta Ballet and wants me involved, so I guess I'll happily get to see more..

Climate Change and Canada's Failure...

The US has spent $20b on climate change activities since the current George Bush came to power and has cut green house gas emissions by 0.8%. Mayors of 180 of the US’s largest cities have committed to cutting greenhouse gas emissions by 7% by 2012 (Salt Lake City is already close to this target) and several states, including California, Oregon and Washington, have also made significant commitments to reducing emissions. Many major U.S. companies are also responding to Kyoto. Pharmaceutical giant Johnson & Johnson pledged two years ago to cut its 1990 greenhouse gas emissions by 7 percent by 2010. So far it has cut them 3.1 percent despite growing fourfold in size during that period.

Meanwhile, Canadian greenhouse gas emissions continue to rise, despite a series of government initiatives valued at $10b that have relied largely on ineffective education and weak voluntary measures. Canadian greenhouse gas emissions are up by 24% since 1990. Canada is a dismal 27th out of 29 OECD nations when greenhouse gas emissions are measured on a per capita basis. Canadians produce 16.84 tonnes of carbon dioxide, per person, per year, 48% above the OECD average of 11.41 tonnes and more than four times the global average. The worst “polluter” is Alberta, where emissions have also grown since 1990.

There is some good news from Kyoto watchers. Several signatories to the Kyoto accord have made significant strides. Parties whose emissions decreased include the European Union, by -3% (-8% of the Kyoto target), the United Kingdom, by -15% (-8% of target), Germany, by -19% (-8% of target), and the Russian Federation, by -38% (on target).

The message here is threefold. First, stop complaining about the US’s decision not to sign Kyoto and look at their behaviour and learn. Second, recognize the sad truth that Canada talks a good story at the dinner table, but when the bill arrives it finds itself outside the door warming the car. Which leads to the last point - Canada needs a new approach if it is to meet its commitments.

The answer to greenhouse gas emissions is technology, not punitive taxes. There should be significant and substantial investments in efficient and alternative energy sources, bio-fuels and distributed energy. The recently formed EnergyINet Canada-wide co-operative for research and development should be funded to support such work and Alberta should endow $1b of its surplus for this work immediately, thus encouraging other Governments and industry to make their contributions.

There needs to be clear tax incentives for hybrid transport for individuals and transportation companies and much stronger encouragement for every home in Canada to be better insulated. If the Government paid 75% of the cost of insulation and the installation of energy efficient heating systems it would be a better investment than buying carbon credits from other nations, not to mention the stimulus this would give to the economy. While they are at it, every municipality should change its building code to ensure a much higher level of energy efficiency of all new homes and buildings built from now on.

Challenge teams from industry, research and government should be established to look at landfills, agriculture and power production systems to identify future technologies that could support reduction of greenhouse gas emissions. Each team should identify technology solutions to the problem, incentives for behaviour change and four key actions that would show results within twenty four months. They should report by March 2006 and the next Government of Canada should commit to action.

Canada’s reputation is on the line. As one of the world’s worst polluters it is ironic that Canada is hosting the discussion of what to do after 2012 when Kyoto expires. One thing Canada could do this coming week is admit that its own strategy isn’t working and that it is starting to work on a completely new approach – “when you’re in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging” said Churchill. Canada needs a major rethink. It is not likely to get one.

Thursday, November 24, 2005

Pornography Policing

An edited version of this article was scheduled to appear in The Edmonton Journal on 7th December, 2005 - focusing on the ".xxx" domain and the issues, rather than the context.

Each day somewhere between 1.5 and 2 million people pose for the internet undressing, engaged in some sexual encounter or engaged in a clinical perversion. Many of those whose images appear on the internet are female, but not all. Many of those who appear are over the age of 18, but not all – some are as young as 3 or 4.

Some appear on the internet willingly. They are posing for or with their partner or friends or for an agency and they have signed away their rights to appear, usually for a very small financial amount. Some are entrepreneurs using sex and home based quality recording systems to provide what they will no doubt claim is a service. One such entrepreneur has a regular membership of 2,500 paying $29.95 a month to watch her perform a variety of sex acts with men and women – that’s close to $75,000 a month. She says her business is growing at around 22% per annum.

In some eastern European and Asian countries, pornography is a way of securing a basic living. A Russian sixty five year old woman has sex twice a week with young boys and once a week with young girls. Her experiences are captured on video. She makes enough from this to feed herself and her ailing husband and pay her rent and medical bills. This is not so much “willingly undertaken”, but is undertaken out of necessity. She is forced into it, not by others, but by circumstance.

Many are unaware victims. They are photographed unawares in compromising situations in changing rooms, washrooms or in their own homes. In one UK prosecution, for example, an electrician who did house repairs left wireless camera’s in the bedrooms of houses he had done work in and then used wireless recording devices to record what went on in them, subsequently making these available online.

Most are just victims. Some parents engage their underage children in sex acts and record them for broadcast on the net – so called “Lolita sex”. Other boys and girls are forced into sexual or perverted acts against their will while someone takes photographs or videotapes their ordeal. Fear is used to prevent the victim from pursuing the perpetrators through criminal prosecution. There are some 300,000 pre-teens and teens working in the sex trade with or without the knowledge of their parents in North America.

Last year, according to the FBI, some 100,000 women and young boys and girls were abducted around the world and many of these were slaved into sex. They include women abducted from luxury cruises stopping at the island of Aruba or women taken from the street near their homes. Many of these women, in addition to having to engage in sexual acts daily in the brothels in which they are held against their will, are also forced to pose and engage in a variety of acts for the internet.

One such woman who was abducted while on a cruise wither her parents is Amy Bradley – kidnapped in 1998. Several witnesses have seen her since, one on a beech on the island of CuraƧao and another from a picture on the internet. More recently, she has been seen in a well guarded brothel on this same island in the Caribbean.

When it comes to the perversions, there are a variety of issues. Some of the perversions available on the internet for viewing are illegal – bestiality, for example – is a crime in almost all jurisdictions worldwide. Beating another person for sex without their consent is a criminal assault. Both of these actions are available online. Sex with an underage boy or girl with or without parental consent is illegal.

The internet is a place for freedom of expression and for building and creating community. It is a powerful force for good – a network that has truly made a difference to the lives of millions. It is used for health care, learning and social development and is a critical tool for business.

But the internet is not all positive. There is a dark side and its not viewing sexual activity, per se, but the use of victims to make pornography possible. On some occasions, thanks to the growth of spam and “push” messaging, pornography may arrive at your in-box without you searching for it or wanting to view it.

Pornography is defined in law as “pictures and/or writings of sexual activity intended solely to excite lascivious feelings of a particularly blatant and aberrational kind, such as acts involving children, animals, orgies, and all types of sexual intercourse”. Depicting sexual activity is not illegal, doing so for the purposes just outlined is.

A solution to this problem is to create two special domains on the internet – “.sex” and “.erotic” and require all content that meets certain criteria to be in one or other of these domains. For example, all “hardcore” materials should be in the “.sex” domain. Further, there should be automatic and substantial fines for anyone offering or hosting a site which should be either “.sex” or “.erotic” which is hosted in any other domain.

Having secured these domains, there should be zero tolerance of abuse of the internet. Free speech is not sacrosanct. We do not permit slander, false advertising or perjury, nor do we seek to protect obscenity or child pornography or hatred of a religion or social group. We should be intolerant of unsolicited emails or web site that are pornographic, but which are not behind the “.sex” or “.erotic” walls.

The problem, as with many other forms of cyber crime, is that the pornography viewed on any computer in Canada may come from other places – India, Russia, US, the UK. What we do not want to do is to try managing through regulation and policing the internet, one site at a time. It is pointless, expensive and ineffective.

There are complex issues associated with any aspect of control of the internet. But when we spend more time and resources defending “abstract” notions than we do protecting vulnerable children, we need to question our priorities. The domain solution provides a starting point for an innovative approach to this problem.

George Best - God Speed




When I was a very young, which seems as if it were the last century (which in fact it was), I had several hero's. Sir John Barbarroli, a great conductor of the Halle Orchestra and a man who bet on the horses, John Braine the novelist and an old boy of the school I went to, Freddy Truman cricketer, Mozart, Beethoven and Bach and Cardinal Heenan who I met several times and who presided at my confirmation in St Anne's Catholic Church, Bradford. I also enjoyed Mick Jagger's music and the music of Freddy and the Dreamers..

But when it came to soccer I was generally uninterested. Bradford had two league soccer teams - Bradford City and Bradford Park Avenue. "The Avenue" failed and we were left with one. Neither were up to much. Leeds had a great team - defense players had a motto "get your defensive tackles in first!" and had a reputation for aggression, imagination and grit determination.

Where the excitement was in soccer was Manchester, more specifically Manchester United - a truly great team. One of the greatest players for that team and one of the greatest players of all time was George Best. He was a dashing, handsome young man. Fluid on the field - fast, imaginative and a strong team player. If Wayne Gretzky is the doyen of hockey, then Best is the saint of soccer.

His heyday was 1968 when he took Manchester United to win the European Cup - the first British club ever to do so - and in that year he was named European Footballer of the Year. His skills exceed those of Beckham or Maradonna.

He is dying and may not live out this day, November 24th. He has been an alcoholic most of his life and, despite the sterling efforts of many (including his doctors and his ex wife), he simply cannot resist a drink. He has had transplants, implants, chemical treatments, marriage to a stunningly beautiful woman who made sobriety a condition of their marriage - he has tried everything, but his addiction won out every time. He is 59.

This poem, written some time ago, speaks to the situation Best is in. I dedicate this to him and thank him for the hours of real pleasure he brought to millions. God speed.

Blistering heat dried his eyes as he wept tears of sand.
Anger drove him onwards, through the desert of his fear

What bliss, he thought, the days of music and laughter
The smile of tranquility over the soft serenade of talk
The gentle caress of knowing more than one needed to know.
Not then the evil of regret, the danger of fright
Not then the doubt of certainty and the knowledge of death

Yet now, as the clock ticked its final moments, meaning evaded
and truth prevailed. Truth was the enemy and meaning the excuse.
Truth the byword not the password. Truth the reality, not the
oppportunity for apportioning blame.

The end would come shortly, no matter how many tears of sand
Were shed on the dessert of illness and dread. For death knows
No reason, only time.

Time was called and it is his turn to answer. No call forward for
This last call. No call waiting. No final message alert. No time left.

[George Best died on 25th November 2005 with his family nearby - Rest in Peace]

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Matt - The Great Fleet Street Cartoonist

 
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The "Holidays"

The political correctness police are starting early this year. I have complained for six years now
that Christmas is Christmas, not "the holidays". Just because others have special occassions at this same time, its not a reason to rebrand Christmas. Canada, US and the UK celebrated Christmas for several hundred years and all of sudden around a decade ago some political correctness police who are addicted to strange notions of "fairness" and "equity" (both odd concepts when used by this lot) stopped calling it Christmas and started calling Christmas "the holidays".

The consequences have been stark. Oxfam, that well known bastion of common sense, instructed all of its stores in the UK not to display Christmas trees in case they offended muslims, jews and others. Well I dont think so.

A woman, representing the Catholic league, challenged Walmart on this "holidays" versus "Christmas". She got a reply from a customer service high priest:

"Walmart is a world wide organization and must remain conscious of this. The majority of the world still has different practices other than `christmas' which is an ancient tradition that has its roots in Siberian shamanism. The colors associated with `christmas' red and white are actually a representation of of the aminita mascera mushroom. Santa is also borrowed from the Caucuses, mistletoe from the Celts, yule log from the Goths, the time from the Visigoth and the tree from the worship of Baal. It is a wide wide world."

First of all, who cares what the rest of the world thinks or does. Second, it is interesting that this obviously politicall correctly infected person misses the fundamental point: the birth of Christ. Christmas isn't about Santa, red or yule logs - thats marketing and Victorian - its a celebration of the birth of Christ. Sure, smart Christians hijacked a key holiday (Roman, in fact - Saturnalia. This festival started as a celebration of the winter solstice and then expanded to the latter part of December. Romans would give good-luck gifts and place trees with candles in their halls - so even the high and mighty Walmart missed this).

I dont mind us celebrating other holidays at the same time - as we always have done. ...

Guess, its a sign of me getting old...

Rationing Health Care by Weight and Behaviour

Heath care in Canada is an unsustainable proposition. It currently consumes over 40% of most Provincial budgets and, if left unchecked, will consume 70% of these budgets by 2015. The debate in Canada is not be about whether it should be public or private but about how we can rationalize the health care system and change the behaviour of people who find themselves in need of care.

One health care system has part of the answer. The public system will provide hip and knee replacements only if your body mass index is below 30. Above a BMI score of 30, you have to pay. That is, since the cause of most of the knee and hip replacements is obesity and this appears to be something that can be managed by diet and exercise, those who fail to manage their weight pay the consequences. This is to be implemented in Ipswich in the UK (see today's Daily Telegraph).

Taking this further, patients who continue to smoke should have to pay for lung related treatments and throat and lung cancer treatments through insurance arrangements they could make as they begin to smoke. Those who knowingly engage in unsafe sex who then contract an STD may also find themselves faced with a bill. People who cause traffic accidents because of drunk driving should pay for the full cost of treatments for all those injured by their recklessness.

Patient groups in the UK are already up in arms about the link between obesity and access to treatment. They are right to say that there are several causes of obesity, not all of them related to actions which an individual can take (e.g. genetic causes). Exceptions will need to be made. But the principle of access linked to behaviour will be one that we will find, however distasteful it may initially seem, coming to a health care system near you.

Two tier health will follow. Those who chose behaviours which are likely to cause illness will need insurance. Trouble is, insurance rates will be very high since only those who engage in such behaviour will really need insurance and they will almost certainly make full use of it. Given how expensive the insurance will be, they will prefer cigarettes, food or couches rather than insurance and will find themselves unable to cover the costs of their health care.

The downside of all of this is the new role it creates for health professionals - police men and women. They will police the system.

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

The Artificial Brain

The New Scientist (www.newscientist.com) announced in 2003 that:

The world's first brain prosthesis - an artificial hippocampus - is about to be tested in California. Unlike devices like cochlear implants, which merely stimulate brain activity, this silicon chip implant will perform the same processes as the damaged part of the brain it is replacing.


The same magazine reported in October of this year (2005):

Researchers have developed several ways to convert simple, single-celled creatures into components that may prove useful in electronic circuits

So, we will shortly be able to implant a self-replicating and developing chip which replaces the functions of the hippocampus.

The job of the hippocampus appears to be to "encode" experiences so they can be stored as long-term memories elsewhere in the brain. If you lose your hippocampus you only lose the ability to store new memories.. That offers a relatively simple and safe way to test the device: if someone with the prosthesis regains the ability to store new memories, then it's safe to assume it works.

What has not yet happened is for science to find a way of downloading the contents of the “old” storage device – the left and right biological hippocampus (humans have one on each side of the brain – imagine 2x 2000gb storage devices with the ability to play video, audio and recover text through Google like searching and you have part of the functioning here). The intent is to add in the new device, minimizing damage to the old one.

Work is in progress on downloading the brain, at least according to Ray Kurzweil.

So, where will this all lead, I wonder…

Journalism

Amongst other things, I am now officially a journalist. I joined the Canadian Association of Journalists (CAJ) and have official status as a working journalist. I have published frequently since May in The Edmonton Journal and have arrangements with one magazine (Lifestyle 55+) as their technology columnist. More stable work in the works and opportunities for freelance work.

As part of the CAJ I subscribe to a list-serv about freelancing and freelancers. There is a debate taking place, which I have been contributing to, about the future of journalism. One view is that we are all in trouble and that both the quality of journalism and our ability to make a living from it is poor. The latter is true, but it is no different now than (say) in the 1920's. While a few did very well, most didnt. The major change is that the few who did well have grown in volume and there are more people doing OK than ever before, but there is a large pool of talent who earn modest returns from their labour.

Is it time to shut down the School of Journalism at your local University - well yes, but not because the industry is in dire straits. They should never have been opened in the first place. The best education for a journalist isn't a journalism program, but the good old PPE degree - politics, philosophy and economics. Journalism, now deemed a profession, is one that relies in serious knowledge and depth of understanding.

Good journalist learn their trade by doing the work - court desk, city reporter, weddings, funerals and lunch meetings. They become true professionals when they rise above all of this and offer insight, challenge, understanding and analysis - Jeffrey Simpson for Canada and Tod Maffin on technology, for example. Bill Richardson is a professional librarian and got into broadcasting by default, working as a producer on the Viki show.

I got here after 25 books, over 100 academic artucles and book chapters and slogging my way through Letters, op ed and occassional columns for The Times, Times Higher Education Supplement, The Guardian, Bradford Telegraph and Argus (where I reviewed books aged 14) and so on. I have three earned degrees, including a doctorate, and an honorary degree and have worked newsrooms, radio and television studios as a writer, broadcaster and producer.

So its a nice moment to reflect on. My passport, in the space that says occuption (on my EU passport) has always said writer. Nice to know that my association thinks so too.